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"AestheticsInMotion" (aestheticsinmotion) 04/08/2018 at 18:25 • Filed to: None

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I accidentally riveted the instruction booklet for my rivet gun shut, and now I have no way to figure out how this tool works. What do?

boredalways > AestheticsInMotion 04/08/2018 at 18:30

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Download the instructions from the internets

TheTurbochargedSquirrel > boredalways 04/08/2018 at 18:31

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Instructions unclear, rivet through computer monitor.

Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer > AestheticsInMotion 04/08/2018 at 18:44

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cordless drills are good for completely fucking this up, also good for completley fucking up unrelated adjacent things.

MM54 > AestheticsInMotion 04/08/2018 at 18:44

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What a riveting piece of literature

Montalvo > AestheticsInMotion 04/08/2018 at 18:45

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Rivet the same spot on the other side. The rivets will cancel each other out and you should be able to open it again.

OPPOsaurus WRX > AestheticsInMotion 04/08/2018 at 18:45

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Light the book on fire. The paper will burn away leaving the rivet intact

AestheticsInMotion > Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer 04/08/2018 at 18:50

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So you’re saying I should buy a tungsten carbide bit and attempt to drill out the center of the rivet until I can fit a de-riveter inside? That sounds dangerous

AestheticsInMotion > OPPOsaurus WRX 04/08/2018 at 18:51

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That’s exactly what I want

Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer > AestheticsInMotion 04/08/2018 at 18:57

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I have a variety of large hammers too. satisfyin to bang stuff with.

Eric @ opposite-lock.com > AestheticsInMotion 04/08/2018 at 19:41

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Considering you successfully riveted it shut, you shouldn’t need the instructions anymore.

SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media > AestheticsInMotion 04/08/2018 at 20:03

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Hang the booklet on the back fence. Take your .38 revolver or similar home invasion management tool. Stand back approximately five feet and, using a wadcutter round (specially designed to cut paper), fire at the rivet. Provided your aim is adequate, the wadcutter should have neatly removed the rivet. You could use a normal round but you risk tearing the paper or generating dangerous shrapnel.

Jimmy2Shoes > AestheticsInMotion 04/08/2018 at 20:55

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Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer > AestheticsInMotion 04/09/2018 at 00:03

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looks like a marson rivet gun, good stuff.